That reminds me of my cousin. He's a really sweet guy, and I love him, but he's the mopiest human being on the face of the earth.

Whenever I'm with him, without fail, if we pass by a cemetery, he'll say "Well, (my name) that'll be us someday." And I always say the same thing, "Yeah, but not today."

I don't think he's ever really heard me.

His life is a loop-road around a graveyard.

What about that rhyme "The Two Dead Boys"? My mom taught me that one when I was really little, I loved it.

That's a kewl bedside nursery rhime.

I heard a slightly diff version growing up.

If you should laugh as a hearse goes by
Then you shall be the next to die
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
In your stomach and out your mouth

Kind of reminds me of the rhime from Freddy Kreuger Nightmare on Elm Street

One, Two Freddy's coming for you
Three, Four Better lock your door
Five, Six Grab your crucifiex
Seven, Eight better stay up late
Nine, Ten Freddy's back again!